journal
1-20-20
5,000 views
this milestone shall forever be remembered
1-16-20
I have discovered the existence of A-Frame. This will come in handy.
1-15-20
The Political Rant Zone is now open.
WHINY BITCHES WILL BE TERMINATED.
1-13-20
i'm out of ideas for expanding the website
shit
new meemee
guess all i can do now is build politics zone
1-9-20
cheese is ok sometimes
1-6-20
i don't like the s p a r k l i e s. they distract.
1-5-20
tryin out some s p a r k l i e s, leave feedback in guestbook
1-3-20
h
1-2-20
4K views, nice
1-1-20
DAYUM, BOI! HE THICC!
BOI!
That's a thicc-ass boi!
Damn!
new music and stuff
later that afternoon
i just ate a santa claus made of pure, solid chocolate this is very good for my health
why did i get a thousand hits today of all days
12-31-19
(7:15 PM) oh lawd it comin
(8:34 PM) heccin chonk
(9:32 PM) absolute unit
(9:33 PM) nyan cat was meme of the decade, change my mind
(11:21 PM) Dayum, boi.
12-30-19
i can actually press the space bar now.
12-29-19
back from the dead
i've obtained a drum set, music time
KEYS ARE NO LONGER MUSHY YAY
12-11-19
now pretty much all of my keys are mushy, to the point where i'm not gonna be able to do much for a while. sorry dudes.
12-10-19
3K views, yos
space bar still mushy
12-8-19
sorry for the absence my dudes, i was- oooh, almost 3k views
shit, my space bar is mushy
12-5-19
2.5k views
cheese
Finally, finally, FINALLY built the Obscure Garbage Zone. Also, essay on Sonic 3D Blast. Yay.
12-3-19
still working on website
ate some cheese today it tasted great
my cat is sitting by the heater and she loves it
ok so guess what
i took my dog to the vet because one of her eyes was looking very red
WELL GUESS WHAT
she had been barking so hard THE BLOOD VESSELS IN HER EYE BLEW
HOW DOES A DOG EVEN DO THAT
also im adding a new guest book, the current one is insecure
new guestbook done! also with flashy new background
new goal: every major follower milestone, i make my website flashier
WAIT
ITS DECEMBER
DECEMBER IS CHRISTMAS MONTH
OH SHIT I NEED TO FESTIVIZE
12-2-19
2000 views
time to add something special, i guess
frick it, i'm building the obscurity zone nvm im too lazy
built a news ticker, because why not
removed the news ticker
im gonna build the politics zone
12-1-19
guys its christmas month i forgot what it was called
i awake from vacation to find nearly 2K views and over 4K hits. let's go epic gamers
11-26-19
growth milestone: noticed by a larger site
thanks dannarchy
added a list of cool guys that have my respect
wrote a 2-page thesis on how people need to shut the fuck up
new button for you guys to push
advertising campaign launched for more internet points
this is the most i have worked on this website yet
10 follower milestone reached
flashy new title is flashy
adventures in css 2: epic background scrolling
COMPLETELY overhauled website graphics
turns out that if you wanna make it big you gotta expand faster than alexander the great's empire
because i got nearly 400 unique visits
for comparison, before today that was my HIT record
and the flashy new background scrolling and such certainly helped
my title button has become flashier than xenon headlights
finally picked a song to stick with for the main page
wait why is it 10:00 at night already
11-25-19
ugh, sorry for the hiatus. i was-
W H A T T H E H E C C
1,000 VIEWS
this milestone shall forever be remembered
the manliest thing in the world is eating an entire can of beans at 2 PM
holy shit a piece of bacon in my beans
this is the best day of my life
new hub music because i can
new everything music because i can
11-21-19
h
11-20-19
still trying to exist
boredom creeps into my skull
weather update: still bored
wait...
what's that on my neocities page?
HOLY SHIT 5 FOLLOWERS
this milestone shall forever be remembered
11-19-19
obligatory 'about me' section implemented
grasping at strings in order to gain popularity
planning to do something special at 1K views
maybe one of these days i'll become famous. perhaps all sorts of shiny text, and gif collections, and the like. but not today. probably not tomorrow either. for now, i guess i have to glide around the web. find a cozy spot to rest. get people coming. such is life on neocities, where everyone is begging for attention. a dog-eat-burrito-eat-70-pound-box-of-cheez-itz world.
11-18-19
okey
more memes
the realm is complete
500 views, you guys earned a guestbook!
11-17-19
got jauped
11-15-19
learned css to glorify this garbage dump
made memes
11-14-19
learning css to glorify this garbage dump
imags
11-13-19
this site has started existing
yay